i happen to know for a fact that jesus himself wore bunny ears. he also laid eggs. his holiday of rising from the grave also conspicuously rests near pagan spring rituals. jesus would have liked that. he does like that. he also likes statistics. statistically speaking, jesus appears in 1 in every 1 million tortilla chips made each year. i think jesus has a thing for salsa. to celebrate easter, i dipped 1 million chips in salsa just so, statistically, jesus could taste salsa again. i'm assuming that's why he appears on chips. but i digress. happy birthday, jesus.
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i happen to know for a fact that jesus himself wore bunny ears. he also laid eggs. his holiday of rising from the grave also conspicuously rests near pagan spring rituals. jesus would have liked that. he does like that. he also likes statistics. statistically speaking, jesus appears in 1 in every 1 million tortilla chips made each year. i think jesus has a thing for salsa. to celebrate easter, i dipped 1 million chips in salsa just so, statistically, jesus could taste salsa again. i'm assuming that's why he appears on chips. but i digress. happy birthday, jesus.
Thou art, ever and always, thyself. :)
Theresa
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