While my best friend was helping usher his third son into the world, I was drinking vodka redbulls and singing Karaoke with 7 women.
Welcome to planet earth, Oliver Olaf Nelson, you were born into one of the best families for which you could have hoped. Your Crazy Uncle Peter will be your friend and ally from your first day to my last.
...now where did I put that advil?
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