On my last trip to Target, I purchased the following items:
Walkie Talkie (14 mile max. range) x2
Antibiotic Cream
Eggs (2 dozen)
Stopwatch
Chocolate Syrup
Hot Fudge
Hydrogen Peroxide
Emergency Poncho (x2)
can anyone guess what I'll be up to tomorrow?
3 comments:
Clearly, you're doing some intensive training (likely with a friend, explaining the walkie talkies) to egg and/or chocolate bomb your enemies' cars.
Oooooooobviously you were having sexual intercourse with a gila monster and then making a sundae with clint eastwood. The double poncho was a dead give away, kid.
i think you are finally headed to tiajuana for those male prostitutes you keep talking about
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