Bouncetastic

So far so good

The joke I invented today:

Q: How can you make stir-fry in space?

A: With a moon wok!




So funny. Not 15 minutes later, Mr. and Mrs. Gubbins and I were eating our chinese food and we started talking about porpoises. I told him they're difficult to own, because you have to milk them three times a day.

Mr. Gubbins: I wonder what you can make with porpoise milk.
Sprocketplug: Seabiscuits?


I'm on a freaking roll.

Bouncy castle party tomorrow. Be there or be square. fotos and video to follow.

-SP

My trip to target...

On my last trip to Target, I purchased the following items:

Walkie Talkie (14 mile max. range) x2
Antibiotic Cream
Eggs (2 dozen)
Stopwatch
Chocolate Syrup
Hot Fudge
Hydrogen Peroxide
Emergency Poncho (x2)


can anyone guess what I'll be up to tomorrow?

I'm in Minnesota, Bitches!

And glad of it.

Happy Independence Day, everyone. Celebrate by eating some British babies.